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J.Riddle
2:56 Tue Nov 28
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In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums
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chim chim cha boo
2:50 Tue Nov 28
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Chelsea FC, they had a reputation
for smashing up the stations on the Southern Region.
2000 West Ham,
laid a deadly ambush
the only one to stay was
Peter Greenaway.
Greenaway,
He tried to take us alone.
So we left him lying in a pool of blood
and laughed about it all the way home.
you should of seen us.
We laughed about all the way home.
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horrible
9:25 Mon Nov 27
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Wansted,I love the my old man song, but like you I've forgotten some of the words, I remember one line more than you got, and thats.......
We showed the bastards how to fight
Come on someone, put us out our misery
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wanstead_hammer
4:51 Mon Nov 27
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I can't read and I can't write,
But I can drive a tractorr,
I turns it left and I turns it right,
It doesn't really matterr.
Aye aye aye aye
Parkes is better than yashin,
Brooking is better than Eusebio,
And --------- are in for a thrashing.
(Adapted fm the original one).
Bring on the champions
Bring on the champions....
My old man said be an arsenal fan,
I said fuck off, bollocks you're a cunt,
We took the shed in half a minute,
We took the shelf with the tottenham in it,
With hatchets and hammers,
Carving knives and spanners,
-------- -------- ------- ------ ------- -------??
------- --------- ------- ------- ----- -------??
-------- -------- ------- ------- -----??
Harry redknapp harry redknapp harry redknapp.....
(To the hari krishna tune)
QPR...QPR
QP hah hahahahahaha..
Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
Put the chelsea on the top,
Put the tottenham in the middle,
And burn..the fucking lot.
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23ad
1:16 Mon Nov 27
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Those were the days my friend
we took the stretford end
we had a laugh
forever and a day
we'd fight and never lose
and we were full of booze
those were the days
oh yes those were the days
twitter #oldfbsongs
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Swiss.
12:08 Mon Nov 27
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Stamford Bridge is falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Stamford Bridge is falling down
Poor Old Chelsea
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Northern Sold
11:56 Mon Nov 27
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Oh the New Cross train came rattling down the track
and Ian Pratt got train lines on his back...
He nicked a scarfffff...
then got cut in half...
Bushwacker Dead Buswacker Dead Bushwacker Dead
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jfk
3:22 Mon Nov 27
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Never felt more like gassing a ........
The West Ham win and Tottenham lose
Oh West Ham you've got me gassing The ......
Skinhead,skinhead over there.
What's it like to have no hair.
Two black eyes and a broken nose.
That's how the West Ham agro goes.
AG,AGRO AGRO,AGRO !!
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Lily Hammer
1:43 Mon Nov 27
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wanstead_hammer 7:48 Fri Nov 24
That was before my time, but the lyrics I remember reading on here, and made me gut laugh were....
"There was a new boy policeman,
His name is PC Jim,
He wandered in the North Bank and got his head kicked in,
We grabbed his funny helmet
And much to his surprise,
A dirty little skinhead came and kicked in the eyes,
Ohh hahahahahahahahahahah....."
I'll add......
Old McDonald had a farm
E I E I O
And on that farm he had some pigs
E I E I O
With a nick nick here, a nick nick there,
Here a nick, there a nick
Everywhere a nick nick
Old McDonald had a farm
E I E I O
&
(Ugly Duckling melody, and not very approriate at the moment)....
There once was a team called West Ham
Whose colours were claret and blue
And all the other teams in all the other leagues said
ooooo, we can't beat you
ooooo, we can't beat
ooooo, we can't beat
ooooo, we can't beat you.
&
For the record, someone mentioned how Leicester did the OooooooooooooooooOOOOOOO YOU'RE SHIT, aaaaaaaaagggghhhhhh! for goal kicks.
All the other teams did this, but we were first, but we NEVER did the YOU'RE SHIT bit. Ours just went OOOooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhh.....
And that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHhhhh.....could go on for ages, renewing, sometimes getting louder again jsut when you think it was finished. Some people, me included, would pretty much weird out doing it, turning purple and basically going a bit voodoo.
&
Loads more
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Geoffrey Pike
1:04 Mon Nov 27
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Mooooose. Looooose. In the hoooose
There’s a moooose loooose in the hoooose.
When some poor young lady would somehow catch everyone’s attention!
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Geoffrey Pike
1:01 Mon Nov 27
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Oh Merseyside
Is full of shit
Oh Merseyside is full of shit
It’s full of shit in the Mersey
Oh Merseyside is full of shit.
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The Kronic
10:14 Sun Nov 26
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Come join us
Come join us
Come join us over 'ere.
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neilalex
9:28 Sun Nov 26
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Wasn't there a song sung to the Mary Hopkins tune about taking ends? Anyone recall that?
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steveiron64
9:05 Sun Nov 26
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Anyone remember the "Chicken George" chants when QPR's Bob Hazell headed an og at the North Bank end?
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Aalborg Hammer
7:03 Sun Nov 26
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We had a Michael Jackson lookalike winger called Bobby Barnes who was unceremoniously dumped into the Chicken run after he'd shown that big oaf from Coventry,Brian Kilcline a clean pair of heels again.A voice behind us shouted "Oi,Kilcline!! Careful!!...he might be a n****er,but he's our fuckin' n****er!!"
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wanstead_hammer
6:04 Sun Nov 26
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Chelllsea....chelllsea (or whatever team)
you're not fit to wipe my arse,
you're not fit to...wipe...my....arse.
If a scouser nicks your coat,
Nicks your coat,
You take a razor to his throat,
To his throat.
And cut the scouse till the blood runs on the floor,
And then you cut the scouser more,
Scouser more.
We'll..see..you..all..outside,
Well see you all outside
We'll see you all
We'll see you all outside....
(to the tune of mary hopkins: 'those were the days')
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horrible
3:47 Sun Nov 26
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We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters in the land............
But we're right little bastards when we lose
WIN OR DRAW
Right little bastards when we lose
WIN OR DRAW
Right little bastards
Right little bastards
Right little bastards when we lose
WIN OR DRAW
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
O what fun it is to see Tottenham run away
Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
O what fun it is to see West Ham WIN away
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longford
5:08 Sun Nov 26
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HOIST HIM
Fella who use to sit behind me and pops use to shout it....
dont know what it means ... circa 1990
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normannomates
4:51 Sun Nov 26
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Welllhammeredagain
Good stuff
Do miss the old boys and their ways...
'Odd mark' was my favourite ..got that thrown at me a few times.
Yea righto Grandad
Haha
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samsonbigboy
1:26 Sun Nov 26
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"Venus you're a penus!"
Shouted by someone standing in the Chicken Run Lower, New Year's Day, 1987. And we won 4-1.
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Westham67
1:20 Sun Nov 26
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Loads one that sticks in my mind and I've posted on here before a comment about Tommy Taylor after a shit pass
"I wish he had two heads instead of 2 feet"
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